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Ruler of All I Survey
I am witty, uninhibited, curvaceous, forward, loud, loyal, passionate, warm, hairy but in a good way, short and sassy. I have every imaginable junk in my trunk.
My mind is voracious, my heart capacious. I've been married more than 19 years. I believe it is best to always keep one's tools sharp, even in peacetime. I never take my happiness for granted.
I am a liberal on social issues, a libertarian on privacy issues.
I am a massage therapist and I consider this one of the greatest jobs in the world. Getting to experience such deep, platonic intimacy has healed and uplifted me immensely.