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Movie Review: Shaolin
massage, alienation
Got this on Netflix, expecting it to just be, you know, an entertaining kung fu movie featuring monks and leaping and Jackie Chan. This movie has Jackie Chan, you guys! How was I supposed to know that it is actually the saddest fucking movie of all time?! Oh my gosh. The little girl dies, the temple is destroyed, all is ruins. SO DAMN SAD.

Luckily I cheered myself up with a TED talk featuring a clip from an instructional DVD produced for Scandinavian pig farmers, showing them in great detail how to sexually stimulate the sow prior to insemination, which has been proven to increase rate of farrowing by at least 6%. It is every bit as ridiculous as it sounds!